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Wednesday, August 1, 2007
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- Lucy Dee
- Shakespeare's Sonnet 130 My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips' red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask'd, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare. Contact info: StandUp101 (at) Gmail (dot) com
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4 comments:
Hi Lucy..
I like the title to your Audio.
cheers!
Funny.
I can't remember asking a woman to hold up a liquor store for me, but apparently that works. Thanks for the tip.
And while it's true that marriage can kill you, it's usually worth it when it does.
pretty cool stuff, would love to "help" with your financial independence lol, wow, a comic trader, now thats hot! nice blog ya got going on here, added ya to my faves, btw I did respond to ur comment in my box, have a happy thirsty thursday!
MAS
I will have to have a look see when I get home from the office.
Thanks for commenting on my blog. I'm replying now so I don't look rude.
Stand up is something I've always wanted to do but have always been scared of getting up there.
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